Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 01:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Astronomers thought the Milky Way was doomed to crash into Andromeda. Now they're not so sure - Phys.org

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Wright State stuns No. 1 Vanderbilt with historic upset in baseball regionals - Yahoo Sports

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

No way

Just Forget it!

Can the right person make a narc want to change their ways? Is love that powerful? Has anyone seen this or experience it?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Forgotten in a collection, the discovery of this fossil presents a real problem for scientists as it doesn't belong to any known living family. - Farmingdale Observer

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is your favourite colour and why?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I took a video of my serve (60 FPS) and it took 0.4 seconds from my racket to the service line. How fast would you say my serve was?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Why does a lot of the YouTube community support the MGTOW movement?

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Nintendo Releases First Look At Pokémon Scarlet And Violet Running At 60 FPS On Switch 2 - Game Informer